basics: LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING ENJOYING YOURSELF. IF YOU AREN'T HAVING FUN, WHY THE FUCK WOULD A CROWD BE HAVING FUN? DON'T STARE DOWN AT THE FUCKING MIXER AND DECKS FOR YOUR ENTIRE SET. YOU HAVE A FUCKING UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO EDUCATE. DO NOT PLAY THE FUCKING TOP 10 FROM BEATPORT. DON'T PLAY THE SAME FUCKING TRACK TWICE IN YOUR SET, GOD DAMN IT. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FUCKING BACKUPS OF YOUR MUSIC, FUCK. PAY FOR YOUR FUCKING MUSIC, DO NOT FUCKING PIRATE IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. event: THANK YOUR FUCKING PROMOTER. PROMOTE THE FUCKING EVENT. musicality: LEARN TO FUCKING IMPROVISE. UNDERSTAND THE STRUCTURE OF YOUR FUCKING MUSIC. LEARN TO FUCKING MIX WITHOUT USING THE FUCKING BPM COUNTER. DON'T FUCKING RELY ON WAVEFORMS. style: DON'T STARE DOWN AT THE FUCKING MIXER AND DECKS FOR YOUR ENTIRE SET. DON'T GET SO FUCKING DRUNK YOU CAN'T TWIDDLE YOUR FUCKING KNOBS WITHOUT IT SOUNDING LIKE SHIT MAKE SURE THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE DJ BOOTH ARE DJ'S THAT ARE PLAYING. NOBODY FUCKING CARES THAT YOU USED TO PLAY VINYL. timing: VARY THE FUCKING BPM. HAVING THE PITCH ON 0% IS FUCKING WEAK AS SHIT. DON'T HOG THE FUCKING DECKS. AS SOON AS YOUR SET IS SCHEDULED TO FINISH, HAND OVER TO THE NEXT DJ. DON'T FUCKING ARRIVE JUST BEFORE YOUR SET, AND DON'T FUCKING LEAVE STRAIGHT AFTER IT. DON'T PLAY TWO TRACKS FROM THE SAME FUCKING ARTIST BACK TO BACK. PLAY MUSIC THAT IS FUCKING APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR TIME SLOT. HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT. by http://fuckingdjtips.com -- = -- -- = -- -- = -- a n a . w o r d s aus dem hellblauen salon words@ana.ch http://ana.ch/words/ ana.txt seite 444 reicht ana.words weiter! vragen & kommentare & texte, die ihr davon findet, sie seien es wert, dass es die ganze welt erfaehrt, oder mindestens die redaktion, dann mailto:words@ana.ch du willst auch? immer mehr? dann abonnier auch du ana.words: http://ana.ch/txt/444
