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THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money.  She insisted that she must speak
with the president of the bank to open a savings account
because,  After much hemming and
hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
president's office (the customer is always right!).  The
bank president then asked her how  much she would like to
deposit.  She replied, <$165,000!> and dumped the cash out
of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course
curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked
her,  The old lady replied,
 The president then asked,  The old woman said,   laughed the
president, 

The old lady challenged,   said the president,  The little old lady then said,  
replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from side to side, again and again.  He thoroughly
checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely
no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.  She
introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:
<$25,000 says the president's balls are square!>

The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.  The
president complied. The little old lady wanted to know if
she could feel them.

 said the president, <$25,000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure.>  Just
then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall.

The president asked the old lady, 

She replied, 


Lieber Gruss

Mike ;-))   immer@mail.com



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