One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring
someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the
answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.
Last week the competition went like this:
>Presenter Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian Yeah, sure.
>P OK, Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex ?
Brian Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
>P And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes
>P 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
>P There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian OK ... OK ... On the kitchen table.
>P (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one
Brian, now is it OK for us to call your wife ?
Brian Yeah, alright.
>P Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle Hi. Good thanks.
>P (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on
the other line, say hello.
Sharelle Hi Brian.
Brian Hi Sharelle.
>P Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three
questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers,
you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle OK
>P Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle OK ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
>P Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
>Co-Presenter That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
>P OK Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.
>P There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.
Sharelle Ohhhh ... alright .... Up the arse !
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