mahalwords, pizza delivery

mahalwords, pizza delivery
31. August 1997 michael
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The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic
and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME;  the author
who introduces the story swears it's true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.   After hours of
reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked
quite an appetite.  The agent in charge of the investigation called a
nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the
FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent:  Hello.  I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of

Pizza Man:  And where would you like them delivered?

Agent:  We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man:  The psychiatric hospital?

Agent:  That's right.   I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man:  You're an FBI agent?

Agent:  That's correct.   Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man:  And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent:   That's correct.   And make sure you don't go through the front
doors.  We have them locked.   You will have to go around to the back to
the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man:   And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent:  That's right.   How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man:  And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent:  That's right.  We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man:   How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent:  I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man:  And you're all FBI agents?

Agent:  That's right.  Everyone here is an FBI agent.   Can you remember
to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?   We
have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man:  I don't think so.



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