One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story ...
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their
story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday
we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at
the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of
the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story
... Suzy replies, "don't keep all your eggs in one basket"
Next is little Lucy ... "well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend
we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only
8 of the 12 eggs hatched" ... teacher asks for the moral of the story.
Lucy replies "don't count your eggs before they're hatched"
Last is little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his
plane was shot down over enemy territory" ... "he jumped out before it
crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way
down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the
middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran
out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The
blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare
hands"
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral
to his story ... Billy replies, "Don't mess with uncle Ted when he's been
drinking"
submitted by marc brands
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