ana.words, it’s a true story

ana.words, it’s a true story
11. Juni 2001 michael
In Allgemein
One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring
someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the
answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:

>Presenter Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian     Yeah, sure.
>P        OK,  Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex ?
Brian     Ohhh, maaaate.  Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
>P        And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian     Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes
>P        10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian     Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
>P        There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian     OK ... OK ... On the kitchen table.
>P        (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one 
          Brian, now is it OK for us to call your wife ?
Brian     Yeah, alright.
>P        Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle  Hi. Good thanks.
>P        (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on 
          the other line, say hello.
Sharelle  Hi Brian.
Brian     Hi Sharelle.
>P        Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three 
          questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers,                    
          you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian     Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle  OK
>P        Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle  Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian     Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle  OK ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
>P        Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle  (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
>Co-Presenter That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
>P        OK Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle  Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.
>P        There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian     Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.
Sharelle  Ohhhh ... alright .... Up the arse !

submitted by lou from brighton

ps: morgen ist einsendeschluss des 
levisticum wettbewerbes! 
nochmals: wie heisstdiepflanzeimpholksmund?


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