ana.words, drinking a pint of beer

A Kiwi, an Aussie and a Londoner were sitting in a pub in
London having a pint of beer.

The Kiwi grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass into the
air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He
grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and
says "In New Zealand we have so many glasses we never drink
out of the same glass twice."

The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the
gun back on the bar and proclaims "Mate, in Oz we have so
much sand which makes glass really cheap so we never drink
out of the same glass twice either".

The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer,
puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots
both the Aussie and the Kiwi and says "In London we have so
many Kiwi's and Aussies that we never have to drink with the
same one twice."

submitted by lou commenting it:
>The second one is not terribly PC but oh well jokes can't always be...

fuck political correctness!

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