mahalwords, ya sonna-ma-bitch

mahalwords, ya sonna-ma-bitch
8. April 1997 michael
In mahalwords
The following message was posted to: mahalwords


A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They seat themselves, and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said
the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."