mahalwords, little billy

mahalwords, little billy
22. November 1997 michael
In mahalwords
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home 
and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story ...
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their 
story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and  every Sunday 
we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at 
the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of 
the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story 
... Suzy replies, "don't keep all your eggs in one  basket"
Next is little Lucy ...  "well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend 
we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 
8 of the 12 eggs  hatched" ... teacher asks for the moral of the story. 
Lucy replies  "don't count your eggs before they're hatched"
Last is little Billy.  "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his 
plane was shot down over enemy territory" ... "he jumped out before it
crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way 
down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the 
middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran 
out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The 
blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare 
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral 
to his story ... Billy replies, "Don't mess with uncle Ted when he's been 

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