mahalwords, icecream, von alex

"If there are four birds on a fence and you shoot one, how 
many birds are left on the fence?"

Johnny replies: "None, because after I shoot the first bird, 
the other will fly away."

The teacher says: "Well, the correct answer is 'three birds', 
but I like your thinking."

So Johnny says: "Well, I have a question for you. There are 
three women in an ice cream shop eating ice cream cones.
The first woman is licking the cone. The second woman
 is biting the cone. And the third woman is sucking the cone.
Which one is married?"

The teacher replies: "I don't know. I guess the one who is 
sucking the cone."

To which Johnny says: "Well, the correct answer is 'the one with the 
wedding ring', but I like your thinking."




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