ana.words, durchschnitte

ana.words, durchschnitte
12. März 2001 michael
In Allgemein
Es ist tatsaechlich point-e-less, denn dabei handelt es sich
um seichten Unterhaltungsstoff fuer eine durchschnittliche
Cocktailparty, wo intellektuelle und politische Ignoranz des
durchschnittlichen, fetten Wohlstandsarsches befriedigt
werden und das ist gut so. Mehr davon:

Fuer was en Tanz-Musik-Import?
Mier sind e ,
haend eusi liebe Schwiizerwort,
loehnd s English spoken si!
Erwies em Volkstum-Dichter d Ehr,
em Schwiizer Komponischt;
setz Dich em Neger-Gschrei zur Wehr,
daenn weischt dass Schwiizer bischt!

Titelseite "Schweizer Musiker-Revue"
Jahrgang ?

und mehr:

If Earth's population was shrunk into a village of just 100
people with all the human ratios existing in the world still
remaining- what would this tiny, diverse village look like?

That's exactly what Philip M. Harter, a medical doctor at
the Stanford University School of Medicine, attempted to
figure out. This is what he found.:

57 would be Asian
21 would be European
14 would be from the Western Hemisphere
8  would be African
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be nonwhite
30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual
6  people would possess 59 percent of the entire world's
   wealth, and all 6 would be from the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1  would be near death
1  would be pregnant
1  would have a college education
1  would own a computer

und mehr:

1. Only in America......
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating  rink.

3. Only in America......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......
do people order doublecheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet

5. Only in America......
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters.

6. Only in America......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......
do we buy hot dogs packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America......
do we use the word  'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille



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